You know you want to!!

The Kagome -x- Hiei Club is holding a contest!! There are two themes you can choose from and you can enter either a drawing or a one-shot fic. Details below. I'm working on my entry!! D.P. has already submitted. Get busy with yours!!
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Well, I am writing and re-writing like mad. Got to get my one-shot ready for the contest and I am kneedeep in the next chapter of "BWM." I'm calling it: The One Where No One Cooperated And Everyone Tried To Steal The Scene. If I can get over the hump, I'm hoping to get that sucker out soon, -- because, my dear friends, I am DYING to move on to my next story, "The Monk's Wife." But, I refuse to start another big story until "BWM" is finished. So, expect me to try to get these last chapters done as quickly as I can, but I promise not to rush the events or skimp on details. I've put too much into "BWM" to crap it up now. I DO have some other smaller pieces I have been sitting on that I want to start cranking out, too. And there's even another story idea someone asked me to do that I would like to start up.

SO, I have tons to do and no time to do it, but I hope I can anyway. LOL!! Wish me luck. I've aquired myself a muse, since it is in fashion, but I need a visual aid. Yo, Mika! I need a pic of D.P., in a thong, with an oboe. Fluffy white angel wings and spiky red devil's horns are probably in order. How much would you charge? Yo, D.P., how much would you pay to keep it under wraps? ^_^

In the meantime, I have a long tag and a loooooooong tag to post, as well as two new artists to feature. Dang, my journal entries are starting to rival my chapter lengths. LOL!! (Not by a long shot! ^_~)
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CONTEST!!!

Ok, so here are the rules and what not.

THEMES
We have two themes:

* "Mischievous Family" - If Hiei and Kagome had a family what would they act like or look like?

* "First Kiss" - For all you romantic types, make a scene of the first kiss between Hiei and Kagome.

RULES
* You can either submit a one shot fanfiction or a fanart of your choice.

* The Fanart and Fanfiction contests are separate since they are two different types of expression.

* Send your submissions via note, with a link to your picture attached.

* Only club members can do this. (If you are not a club member then just join all ready!)

* Deadline: May 3rd

JUDGES


PRIZES
* A fanfic of your choice and fanart to go with it made by any of us!


* A 3 month Subscription! (Brought to you by ME, MIKA!!!)

Interested? THEN GET A CRACK'IN!

Go to the page to submit your HeKa love child. Um, I mean, HeKa LOVE. Heh heh! (And just so you know, I'm asking Mika if it HAS to be a Cracken. I told her I'd rather get a Minotaur, -- having to go deep sea diving every time I want to release the beast would play havoc with my hair. So, keep your fingers crossed and maybe she'll let you get something else, like a Hydra. ^_^)
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As always, here are the links to "Hentai Bets" (complete) [link] and Black Widow Miko, (WIP). Just in case anyone's interested. ^_^
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Tag #1
Pick out any letter of the alphabet for this quiz!!
*(I'm going for a fun letter: P!!)

Name 10 things that begin with that letter!!
1. perverts
2. porn
3. party!
4. A pervert party with plenty of porn!
Okay, pretty panties.
5. a pink pail
6. prizes
7. petroleum jelly
8. plastic wrap
9. pandemonium
10. You know I'm gonna say it: penises
*Pandemonium broke out at the pervert party after all the penises were greased with petroleum jelly and wrapped in plastic wrap until Penelope took the prizes out of the pink pail and they had a pretty panty contest Then everyone ate pizza and peanuts and filmed, --er, WATCHED porn until the police pounced. What a night! (Sorry, -- couldn't resist.)

Name 10 names that begin with that letter!
1. Penelope
2. Polly
3. Peter
4. Percival
5. Prudence
6. Paul
7. Pauline (Ha!)
8. Patsy
9. Petronella
10. PoopsiePoo (Sounds like the kind of name Paris Hilton might call that overgrown rat.)

Give up yet? XD Don't worry, they get easier!!
Name 5 countries that start with that letter!
1. Peru
2. Portugal
3. Panama
4. Paraguay
5. Poughkeepsie
(What?!!? Don't tell ME it's not another country, -- ever been there? I'm not even sure the natives are HUMAN. But, fine: the Philippines.)

Now, name 10 words that would describe someone with that letter!
1. pugnacious
2. paunchy
3. pokey
4. portly
5. pale
6. pretentious
7. pretty
8. peachy, in a pumkiny sort of way
9. a Paragon
10. pain in the ***

*LOL - Did I say that they would get easier? You actually fell for that?!?!?!
Name 10 foods beginning with that letter!
1. pizza
2. peanuts
(What?!!? They were left over from the party!)
3. pretzels
4. pasta primavera
5. pomegranates
6. papayas
8. pineapple
9. peaches and pumpkins
10. pickled pigs' feet

Now......here is where it gets good!
Question - If you were stuck on an island with someone that you absolutely HATED with a hard grudge- what would you say to that person? Here is the Catch - You have to use that letter that you pick out to tell them with!
*"Pardon me, you pretentious little prick, but if we're going to be stuck here, you'd better start puckering up to kiss my ass or else I'll punch you in the puss (the FACE, you pervs!) so hard that you'll piss your pancreas right out your puny penis, then I'll punt your pansy-ass halfway to Panama to feed the piranhas. Now, peel me a papaya, you peon."

Next question - Name an animal that loves meat
* a piranha, (LOL!), or a panther if you're going to tell me a piranha is a FISH

Question - Find something where you are sitting at and describe it with the letter that you are using
*To be perfectly honest, exactly where I am SITTING, there is a pretty pair of purple paisley panties. Dead serious!

Now here is the last part: Name a candy bar that begins with the letter
*Payday

GOOD JOB!! You made it through!! See how you did-
If you answered 70-100% of the questions - You are smart after all!
*(Woo Hoo!! Imagine that!! Alert the news media!! Call off the men in white coats!!)
40-65% - Not bad, could be better
10-39%- What is wrong with you!?!?!?!
And less that 9 %- You make me sick! Why did u take this quiz anyway!?!??!?!
NOW TAG 5 PEOPLE - (You can do that, right?)
*Perish the thought!! I'll tag ONE, but only because he LOOOOOOOVES these things: -- with one stipulation: he must use the letter "O" (answers in Klingon are accepted, as long as you use the Southern dialect)
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Tag #2 *"This is not The Longest Tag in the World, no. This is just a tribute." If you are Tenacious enough to figure out that reference, then my hat's off to you. ^_~

The RULES
1. tag 10 ppl (not the one who sent it to you!)
2. answer all truthfully
3. take it in public!
4. tell all taggees on their profile that they have been tagged,
and link to your journal
? = In the middle-ish
~ = Sort of-ish

[x] I am shorter than 5'4. *(5-foot-nothing)
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. *(I know, -- you're stunned. But I'm not a 24-hour-a-day natural beauty. I needs my moisturizer, my lipstick, my hair brush, and some REALLY dark shadows. And for any lookers to be squinting. LOL!!)
[~] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily *(My husband says I captured his attention because I had the whitest legs he'd ever seen in his life. LOL!!)
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color. *(If I did, it would BE a different color, -- HA!)
[x ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. (I have CHILDREN who haven't. LOL!!)
[x ] I have a tattoo.
[~] I am self-conscious about my appearance. *(sometimes)
[x] I have/I've had braces. *(for three years, a million years ago)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. *(Nope. I'm a chicken, -- no unnecessary surgery. It may be safe, but that crap hurts!)
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. *(In Poughkeepsie, -- told you they weren't human. LOL!!)
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x ] I have freckles.
[ ] I hate my dad.
[ ] I hate my mom.
[ ] I have a brother.
[ ] I have a sister.
[ ] I've sworn at my parents. *(Never have, never will.)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday. *(Been there, done that.)
[x ] I've had children.
[x ] I've lost a child. *(miscarriage)
[x] I'm in school. *(When I teach!)
[x ] I have a job. *(Well, not THIS semester or the summer term, -- YAY!)
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[x ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox
[ ] I was born in a different country.
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[x ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x ] I've seen a shooting star.
[x ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. *(to get the newspaper off the porch)
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi. *(I like my fish grilled or fried, thank you.)
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ ] I'm single.
[x ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[x ] I'm married.
[x ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I'm gay.
[x ] I've had sex.
[ ] I've had phone sex.
[ ] I've cybered.
[~ ] I've had sex in public. *(Does a public PLACE count?)
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[~] I am a cuddler. *(Just with my kids)
[x ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger
[x ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. *(I confess: I was not completely faithful to my diet and I DID eat that leftover Halloween candy I said I wouldn't. Shhhh! Don't tell my mother. LOL!!)
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. *(See above.)
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world. *(And don't ask what it is.)
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. *(I've cheated to LOSE to my kids.. ^_^)
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I've woken up crying.
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals. *(I need the closure.)
[x ] I've seen someone dying.
[x ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[x ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. *(I don't know that it's UNHEALTHY ...)
[ ] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[ ] I own a cosplay outfit. (I made it )
[x] I know what cosplay means.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x ] I own something from Hot Topic. *(I'm wearing it!!)
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[~] I collect comic books. *(Used to. Still have many of them in their cute little plastic coffins.)
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x ] I own something I got on e-bay. *(LOTS of stuff!! Hiei goodies!!)
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I can sing well. *(People want to put me in a well when I sing, -- a DEEP one. LOL!)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. *(Um, ... why would anyone DO that?)
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[~] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs. *(I have been known to take the Raid outside to get 'em!!)
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[ ] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[~] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. *(Red and black)
[x] I've worn pajamas to school. *(Every first day of the "Images of Women" class I teach. Curlers in the hair, too. LOL!!)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[~] I am really ticklish. *(at times)
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[x ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates. *(I've forgotten my own anniversary. And I'm a HISTORY professor!! LOL!!)
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[ ] I loath labels.
[x] I like action movies.
[ ] I like horror movies.
[ ] I like chick flicks.
[ ] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before.
[ ] I can't spell.
[x] I treasure my friends.
[~ ] I think of others before myself. *(sometimes)

[x] All of those are answered honestly.

*No taggees, -- I'm too tired to tag. ^_^